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MIsspelled

When I was a high school senior, I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becoming a teacher. I called the number shown: 800-45TEACH . After a woman answered, I babbled on about how I thought I had found my life's calling and could she send me information. She asked what number I was calling. After I told her, there was a long pause. Then she said, "You misspelled teach."

-- Amy Porter, Latrobe, Pa.

the Don'ts

We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, "I need a man with coins in his pocket." What I got was a girl yelling out, "Honey, so do I!"

-- Robin Street

Games Java

guys n girls
here some java games that you can ejnoy on your mobile phone

enjoy

Batman Begins

Mad Fighters

MIssions Impossible3

Tarzan Adv

Zuma

POcket Qur'an

Monkey or goat

one day
two people met
and said
hello there, said one,
why are you bring me monkey? said one
what monkey! said two,
I bring you a goat! said two
one said, sorry, I don't ask you, but its,
while looking to the face of goat.